Apple for Me:
Yesterday I ran into an old teacher at the grocery store. I hadn’t seen her since high school, and I remember being mildly annoyed by her when I was in her class, but when you’re fourteen, you’re mildly annoyed by pretty much everyone, so I said hello.
After talking to her for 20 minutes, I had a strange realization: she really is a mildly annoying person. Horomones aside, I so called that ten years ago.