Gluttony:

I thought I’d have a lazy night of guilty pleasures, so I bought an Us magazine and some McDonalds and curled up on my couch. French fry #7 was en route to my mouth when I realized I’d bought the issue with the cover story From Puff to Buff: The Best Bodies in Hollywood.

Did you know that J.Lo spends $57,256.75 a year to stay in shape?

That’ll put you off your quarter pounder like nothing else.