After spending at least ten minutes describing all the ways I’d make sweet sweet love to Jon Stewart, I asked him who his secret celebrity crush was.
“Um, I don’t think I have one.”
“Yes you do! You have to. Everyone has one.”
“I really don’t think I do.”
“Come on! Think. Make one up if you have to.”
“Uh… Lisa Loeb.”
“Lisa Loeb? Reality Bites Lisa Loeb? Lisa-Loeb-and-Nine-Stories Lisa Loeb?”
“Yeah, I guess.”
“I don’t know. I like her glasses.”
After much pressing on my part, he also revealed a weakness for Tina Fey, which I must admit to sharing. (Tina Fey is a stone fox. And hands down the funniest person on SNL, with Tracy Morgan coming in second.)
You know, it’s hard to go wrong with a boy who likes funny, smart dark-haired girls in glasses.
Well, maybe just the glasses part for Lisa. Although I must say: her glasses are pretty cute.