Fuji and Sake:

Lying around last night, we played our own version of What’s Better? Some frequent winners were robots, the 1940s, Stephen Hawking, hot tubs, brown sugar and cinnamon pop tarts, and Fuji and Sake, the Siamese-twin cats featured in the newspaper’s Adopt a Pet column the other day. Not Siamese cats, mind you. Siamese-twin cats. Conjoined! Two heads! Named Fuji and Sake! For real. (The caption under their photo read, “We’ll let the picture speak for itself. These brothers are inseparable and very timid.”)

Needless to say, in the game of What’s Better?, Fuji and Sake in mariachi outfits trump everything.