Priorities:

I’m getting paid to housesit in the next few weeks, and I was planning to use the money to finally fix my car. I’ve needed a new muffler since right before I got laid off, so I spent all winter driving around with the windows down while my heater was on, and I sound like one of those kids in the tricked-out purple Civics you see loitering in convenience store parking lots on Saturday nights. However, now I’m seriously considering saying screw you to the muffler for another month and buying a Gamecube just so I can play this game.

Legend of Zelda on my old NES just isn’t cutting it anymore.