Katie, this one’s for you:
My cell phone rings at work. It’s in my purse under my desk, and I forgot to turn it off after lunch. My computer and desk phone buzz like a bug zapper.
Me (trying to keep my voice down): Uh, hello?
My brother: Heeeeeyyyy!
Me: Hey. Can you call me back on my work number?
My brother: Uh, I don’t know it.
Me: It’s 555—
My brother: Wait. I don’t have anything to write it down on.
Me: Can’t you just remember it?
My brother (laughing): Nooooooo way.
Me: Where are you?
My brother: Chilling at the park with Kyle.
Me: What are you doing?
My brother: A little gin and juice. Sunny Deeeeeeee style.