Oh, the things he’s going to do for his country:

Did I mention that we are going to see xXx tonight?

Did I mention that we are sneaking an Aquafina bottle full of red wine and a twirly straw into the theater?

Did I mention that xXx is rated PG-13 for “non-stop action sequences”?

UPDATE: Did I mention that American muscle cars trump Russian nuclear submarines every time?