Que Sera Sera

Holy Matrimony:

Junk mail subject line in my inbox this morning: New Product Gives Wives Instant Orgasms ak3bmdkfijk!

Evidently this is a highly specialized medicine that only works within the bonds of marriage, and you need your ring to double as a decoder. As any wedding ring worth its salt should.

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