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I hate to make the switch from hog slaughtering to babies here, but I just can’t stop talking about that commercial where the little baby is doing is little baby laundry down in his little baby basement when a little baby pipe starts to drip. Have you people seen this? This baby should win an Oscar. He has a full head of glossy hair and furrows his brow like Steve Buscemi. And he’s doing laundry, pulling his own share! Like, you guys, I’m sorry I’ve been crapping my pants, and I’m going to start taking care of it myself. And then he sacrifices his own little baby diaper for the leak, and runs out the door, showing his sweet little bare baby buns to the world.

I could not ask for more in a commercial, or from life, really.