I just saw the trailer for this Sweet Home Alabama bullshit. First of all, does Lynyrd Skynyrd know about this? And secondly, evidently Reese “I’m a Former Debutante Married to a Gay Man” Witherspoon is packaging herself as Meg Ryan 2: Electric Bugaloo. Oh, with the short blond do and the romantic comedies! Oh, with the comments about only doing “positive, morally uplifting films!” I guess getting fingered by Marky Mark on a rollercoaster and then letting him attack you and your family is about as morally uplifting as it gets. Man, do I hate her. I’ll give her Election, but then she seriously needs to get her freaky pointed chin out of my face.