That’s Miss Brown to you, buster:
I’ve decided to grasp this front desk thing with both hands. I’m going to do it up hardcore 1940s style, with lots of pencil skirts and slingback pumps and red fingernails. I’ve already begun practicing talking like Jennifer Jason Leigh in The Hudsucker Proxy. Now if only I could convince them to add a typing pool so I’d have some suitable dames to go to lunch with.