Emily: …so we could have it in their Vista Room, but only if we don’t use candles.
Sarah: So? It’s going to be during the day, right?
Emily: Right. But God knows that my mother might freak out if there’s not a unity candle.
Sarah: Unity candles are so overrated anyway. Why not have unity flashlights?
Emily: Or maybe we could both carry floor lamps?
Sarah: What about those miners’ helmets with the little lights on the front?
Emily: Right! We could both wear one. Or, I could just wear one of those beercan hats, and he could drink from it.
Sarah: Why does it have to be light-related at all? What about a unity puppy? Or why don’t you just have a unity baby? Nothing brings people together like babies.
Emily: Maybe we could put it in a manger!
Sarah: This is going to be the best wedding ever.