Reception:

Oh, hey, what’s up, guy on the phone. You sound like you’re in a hurry, but I wanted to let you in on a little secret: when I answer and say, “Good afternoon, company name,” and you just bark “555,” I am not impressed. No, really. Not even a little bit. You might be surprised to hear this, but I don’t think, Ohh, better get this guy the special connection. He knows extension numbers. Buddy, I’ve got a whole list of them here, and let me tell you, it just doesn’t impress people. Not even the cute new intern. He’s too young for you, anyway.