Flawless record:

Just in case anyone was wondering, it’s October, and I have yet to break any of my New Year’s resolutions. This year I was sure to make ones I knew I could stick to, like not holding up any banks, or not dating guys who drive Camaros. Wish me luck for the next two and a half months: men in muscle cars are my weakness. Hopefully the covenant that I made before God and the internet will help to dissuade me from any tempting transgressions.