Eleven things that have fucking made my week, and it’s only Tuesday:

• seeing my breath outside in the mornings
• the Engine Hearts’ live cover of American Girl in a packed bar
• free beer for the ladies until the show starts
• people talking shit about other people in the traffic meeting
• time to pull out the knee-high black leather boots again
• Jason Royal
• the darling idiot salesboy who accidentally charged me only $3.97 for my new jeans
• Madame Chuckles
• that Donald Trump and Grimace shit aside, the Big & Tasty for $1.00 is totally the way to go, y’all
• the cute intern shifting his weight from one leg to the other while he talks to you
• going to bed giddy again