Him (on the phone): What are you doing?
Me: I think I’m watching the Brady Bunch.
Him: Which episode is it?
Me: I don’t know; I just turned it on, and it’s on mute. They’re all really young.
Him: Tell me more. I bet I can guess which one it is.
Me: Um, Marcia is giving a speech—Him (shouting, before I can finish my sentence): Greg and Marcia both run for class president!
Me: Wow. Did you just raise your hand when you yelled that?