I spent 20 minutes scraping my car this morning because last night I couldn’t make it up my icy driveway to park under the covered parking. The weatherman said we’ve got a “wintry mix” headed our way today, which is the stupidest fucking weather term I’ve ever heard. What is that, like snow and sleet and peanuts? Maybe snow and sleet and scorpions. Now that’s the kind of weather I could get behind. Especially in the mood I’m in now. I’ve got my own little wintry mix of sad and frustrated and fuck you.