Status report:

The only time this weekend that I wasn’t sleeping, I was drinking, and the only time I wasn’t drinking, I was laughing, and the only time I wasn’t laughing, I was kissing, and then this morning I woke up all cheerful with the sun streaming in and I sat up in bed and stretched and little woodland creatures scampered in with my robe, so I really can’t complain.

Also, I just got back from the dentist, and he told me I should be proud of myself because at this rate, I’ll still have all my teeth when I’m 98. Then he gave me a new toothbrush, told me to tell my mom and dad hi, and totally checked out my legs. It ruled.