A lady never tells:
Things that may or may not have actually happened this weekend (only two are fakes):
- witnessing a rip in the space/time continuum
- watching some girl get whipped by a belt up against the refrigerator of her own volition
- attending a party that was crashed by hesher dudes in Megadeth t-shirts with their own personal sketch comedy tapes
- being hit on by a guy brandishing a butterfly knife
- seeing this movie
- seeing this movie
- cleaning my entire apartment
- wearing two jelly bracelets twisted a la Ricky Schroeder circa 1985
- meeting the cutest boy ever in the history of the world
- not getting out of the bed until 3:30 on Saturday
- discovering something new to write on my knuckles in Sharpie instead of MARY / KATE: READ / WEEP
- having that dream about Christian Bale and me in the killer whale tank again