Que Sera Sera

The opposite of impressed:

Dear All Guys Everywhere, Especially in Bars and On First Dates,

When you say “back when I used to have long hair,” you might think it’s code for “back when I was in a motorcycle gang and recorded with Chris Cornell,” but we hear “back when I spent my evenings jacking off to the bassline of Metallica’s One in my parents’ basement.”


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