Inside:

Earlier today I was thinking about how I’m really dorky and think about sex a lot, and there’s a part of me that could be really content just sitting inside and reading comic books and playing video games and eating pizza, so maybe deep down inside I’m really just a 13 year old boy, but then I thought about how I secretly want to be a princess and really enjoy smelling good, so I’ve come to the conclusion that deep down inside, I’m really just a homosexual 13 year old boy.