Some things you should know:

Ryan is a saint.

Joshua Newman is dashing and charming and quite possibly many other things that end with -ing.

I currently have a 250-page manuscript in my bag that I inadvertedly marinated liberally in beer.

Tonight I got up on a stage with Amber and sang Lita Ford’s “Kiss Me Deadly” with a live band in front of a screaming crowd at Punk Metal Karaoke.

It is entirely possible that I might not ever go back to Oklahoma.