Dream date:

Finding someone who will play the “pick a stranger in the bar and tell me their life story off the top of your head” game with you: gold.

Finding someone who is good at playing the “pick a stranger in the bar and tell me their life story off the top of your head” game: golder.

Finding someone who does all of this and is also a really good kisser: goldest.

In honor of this recent development, I’m holding a Kissing Contest. Email me the story of the best kiss you’ve ever received, and I’ll post the 5 best stories here. You’ll also win a little prize, complete with a kiss from me. Try and keep your story shortish, and actually email it—no stories in the comment box will be considered. Winners will be announced next Friday, so get them all in by Wednesday night.