Resolutions in the Key of Katharine Hepburn
Dec. 31, 2002
2003 is going to be the year I live life like I’m in an old movie. I hereby resolve to:
- throw more drinks in people’s faces
- find more opportunities to sing and dance solo to “Hey Big Spender”
- start more bar fights
- wear more red lipstick
- bat my eyelashes at a stranger on a train
- actually ride a train