Que Sera Sera

Way You Walk II:

Yesterday, while leaving the museum, I walked past the front steps, and since it was closing time, there were all these tour groups and high school students sitting there, waiting for buses or whatever, and as I went by I thought, that’s weird, it feels like all these people are staring at me! And then I thought, oh, you’re just being paranoid, but no, they were definitely all half-smiling and watching me walk past, and I started to get a little freaked out when, out of the corner of my eye, I realized a street mime was mimicking me. So, of course, I laughed good-naturedly and then shivved that motherfucker, leaving him bleeding and silently screaming on the steps.

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